MIDTOWN — Spirits at Fox News headquarters were low after pro-Palestinian demonstrators flooded the New York Times lobby last week to condemn the Times’ biased coverage in Gaza and Israel’s war crimes.
A leaked memo revealed a meeting among bummed Fox News executives Friday night. “All I want is to be responsible for just ONE mass murder of brown people,” one executive was reported to cry. Another admitted that he hated both sides equally but had tons of stock in Raytheon and Lockheed Martin and would like to buy another yacht soon.
At one point, someone proposed learning critical thinking skills because you “have to know the rules to break them.” The idea was quickly shot down, as teaching an audience logic would impact viewership.
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