CITY HALL — During his fourth State of the City address, Mayor Eric Adams unveiled a single cybernetically enhanced officer known as Robocop. Adams revealed that the investment cost the city the NYPD’s entire annual budget for 2025.
“This will help inspire citizens to uphold the law,” declared the mayor, who is under federal investigation for multiple charges.
The robot’s external structure is protected by an armored shell composed of titanium laminated with Kevlar. It also comes equipped with a visor of bulletproof anti-fog glass and fiber-optic internal cables, perfect for maximizing Candy Crush high scores.
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